A few Crossfit Legacy athletes will be going up to Crossfit Toledo next weekend and the flyer for the competition has an amusing look at the comparison of your typical 15-30 treadmill, flat screen, climate controlled "globo-gym" and a truly functional fitness improving Crossfit Gym!!
You know your gym stinks when.
1. You can watch television while you "work out"
2. You don't have to deadlift, squat, and press(and usually are not allowed)
3. You don't ever see anyone on the floor in a heap of sweat and RELIEF!!
4. You can't drop the weights
5. People look at you funny if you grunt, scream, or make odd faces
6. You have to wipe off the machines because they have machines
7. You do curls or crunches without being made fun of
8. There is a MIRROR anywhere outside of the restroom
9. You separate your "cardio" and "weightlifting"
10. None of the women are encouraged to kick your Arse!!
Post any other funny comparisons to comments....
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2 comments:
You know your gym stinks when:
Chalk is too messy to be used in the gym.
That is a good one Terry....
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